Aaj phir uski yaad aayi barish ko dekh kar,Dil pe zor na raha apni bebasi ko dekh kar,Roye is qadar uski yaad me,Ki barish bi thum gai meri Ashko ki barish dekh kar....
JIN me base JANKI,RUM me base ram,whisky me base visnu, shampen me base syam,beer me brahma base, desime hanuman , kiska tyag karu har botal me bhag...
Dekha palat k us ne k hasrat usay bhi thiHum jis pe mitt gae thay mohabbat usay bhi thiChupp ho gya tha dekh kar wo bhi idhr udharDunya se meri tarha shikayat usay bhi thiYe soch kar andhere galay se laga liyeRaaton ko jaagne ki aadat usay bhi thiWo ro dia tha mujh ko pareshaan dekh karUs din khula k meri zaroorat usay bhi ...
Phullan Naal Gulabaan da ke Tuk Banda?Chappal Nal Jurabaan Da ke Tuk Banda?Ay he soch K Sara Paper kHali Chad Aaya haan …SawaLaan Nal Jawaban Da Ke Tuk Banda...
Ya rab kadi payar wich judai na hondi.Meri apni mohabat prai na hondi.Loki kenday meno paghal meri ayni roswai na hondi.Meno pta honda to aona nahi se kash mein dil di mehfil sjai na ho...
Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawadaTusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di s...
Apna dard wadha lynaUs nu fair bula lynaApny ap nulabhan laeApna ap gawa lynaSab to wakhra ho ky tySab nu yaar bna lynaJangle rasta awy tyMaa di ik dua lynaUs dian galan kr ky vUs da naam luka lynaChyti kr ky hr kam wichHar ik kam wadha lynaLokan to wakh hoky tyApna shaher wasa lynaShah G usdi khatire vUs to dhoka kha l...
Jandi ae te jaye chahe meri jaan jaye,din ka sakoon meri raat da araaam jaye,Ik milda nai ohh jerra puchda aye haal mera,subah tu din tey jeewain din tu shaam ja...
Teacher:Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. Teacher:Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???;,Pathan:Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti Teacher shocked…...
Exam song !Why this examveri examveri examveri di…Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark…Why this examveri examveri examveri di..White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..Why this examveri examveri examveri di..Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa panseriya vasiready 1 2 3 4..Tune changes..Kayila paper.. Only englsh..Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls show me answrs nw u..God i m dying nwpls make...
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.Mai kaise mithi baat karu?Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.Ye chand kaise maamu hai?Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?Kyu usne triming karai nahi.Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.Jab school me itni neend aati hai.Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahiAur mummy ne samjhai n...
Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi… &nb...
Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha,Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha,Samajh nahi aati bati dhaarein wo kiss se bahkhshaye,Uski maa to feeder thi, aur suke doodh ka dibba tha,Us jagah par kafi loki manatein mangne pohanche,Pichle ware jaha par humne, moya kukad dabba t...
Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiy...
Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se,Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta,Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha,Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana,Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan,Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hot...
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari...
meri dastan-e-hasrat wo suna suna k roye.mare azmane wale mujhe azma k roye.koi asa ahl-e-dil ho k fasan-a-muhabat.main use suna k royon wo mujhe suna k roye.meri arzoo ki dunya,dil-e-natwan ki hasrat.jase kho k aaj shadman thy,use aaj pa k roye.teri bewafaon per,teri kaj adaon per.kabhi ser jhuka k roye,kabhi moun chupa k roye.jo sunyi anjman main shub ghum ki aap beeti.kayi roo k muskare,kayi muskara k ro...
jo beeti hai use dhurane main kuch waqat lage ga.es ghum ko ek yaad bnane main kuch waqat lage ga.naneed to ane ko thi per dil pachle qase le batha.ub khud ko be waqat sulane main kuch waqat lage ga.us ka sath ub tanhai ko kerta hai or zeyda.per yeh baat samjhane main kuch waqat lage ga.akhar humein bhi loot ker ek din gahar jana hai.layken itni door se ane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.itni jaldi kua hai ?sagar? tum ko wapais jane ki.kaam yeh dunya k nabtane main kuch waqat tu lage ...
Jab tak hum tum par zurm dhate rahe?Tum ne kabhi shikva na kiya aur muskuraate rahe?.Jab hume apni galatiyon ka ehsaas hua?.Aur hum ne socha ki ab hum badal jayenge?.Tum ne hume ek mauka na diya sudhar ne ka?Isse pehle hum kuch kehte?Wohh chale gaye is duniya se muskuraate hue?.Ab bas tumhari yaadein aur kuch ashq reh gaye hain aankhon mein?Aur hum taraste rehte hain tumhe phir se pane ke liye??.Khwaish hai aur dua karta hoon ki hum phir mile kisi zindagi mein aap se?.Is baar zurm aap ke ho ?.aur hum taras te rahe?.muskuraate hue?Tabhi shayad meri...
Aey Zindagi Aik Baar Tu Nazdeek Aa Tanha Hoon MainYa Door Say Phir Dey Mujhey Koi Saza Tanha Hoon MainDuniya Ki Mehfil Mein Kahin Main Hoon Bhi Shayad Ya NahinEkk Umr Say Iss Soch Mein Dooba Hoon Tanha Hoon M...
Mere Qatil Ko Pukaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon AbhiPhir Say Maqtal Ko Sanwaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon AbhiYeh Shab-e-Hijar To Sathi Hai Meri Barsoon SayJayo So Jayo Sitaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon AbhiYeh Praishan Say Gaisu Daikhay Nahi JatayApni Zulfun Ko Sanwaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon AbhiLakh Moujoun Main Ghira Hun, Abi Dooba Tow NahiMujh Ko Sahil Say Pukaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon AbhiQabr Say Aaj Bhi ‘Mohsin’ Ki Aati Hai SadaTum Kahan Ho Meray Yaroo Kay Main Zinda Hoon A...
Mout Ka Aitbaar Kar Laitay ?Do Ghari Intezaar Kar Laitay ?Dard Mun Phair Kar Nahi JaataDard Hee Ikhtiyaar Kar Laitay ?Lout Kar Phir Yehi Howa HotaTum Kisi Se Bhi Pyaar Kar Laitay ?Ay Mere Dil Kubhi Kubhi KoiShaam Hee Khushgawaar Karlaitay ?Jhoot Ki Nokri Se Behtar ThaKhud Ko Berozgaar Karlaitay...
Khwaabon Ka Ik Jahaan Mujhe De Gaya KoiMitti Ka Ik Makaan Mujhe De Gaya KoiWo Dil Mein Reh Gaya Hai Ke Dil Se Utar GayaKitna Ajab Gumaan Mujhe De Gaya KoiSehra Pe Apnay Ghar Ka Pata Likh Gaya Tha WoMit’ta Howa Nishaan Mujhe De Gaya KoiMaah-o-Najoom Noch Ke, Soraj Bujha DiyaPhir Saara Aasmaan Mujhe De Gaya KoiKishti Mein Chhaid Osne Kia Aur Oske BaadKaaghaz Ka Baadbaan Mujhe De Gaya KoiOsne Gulaab Haath Mein Le Kar Kahaa BatoolKhushbuu Ka Tarjumaan Mujhe De Gaya ...
Khwaab Aankhon Mein Chubho Ker DekhoonKaash Main Bhe Kubhi So Ker DekhoonShayed Ubhray Teri Tasveer KaheenMain Teri Yaad Mein Ro Ker DekhoonIssi Khwahish Mein Mitta Jaata HunTere Paon, Teri ThoKer DekhoonAshk Hain , Vehm Ki Shabnam , K Lahoo??Apni Palkain Tou Bhigo Ker DekhoonKesa Lagta Hai Bichhar Ker Milna ?Main Achanak Tujhe Kho Ker DekhoonAb Kahaan Apne Girebaan Ki Bahaar ?Taar Mein Zakhm Pirro Ker DekhoonMere Hony Se Na Hona BehtarTu Jo Chahay , Tera Ho Ker dekhoon ?Rooh ki Gardd Se Pehlay MOHSIN . .Daagh-e-Daman Ko Tou Dho Ker Dekhoon....
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone dengeTeri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone dengeMeri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikleTeri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone den...
Tum kya milley har khushi mil gayi,teri dosti har andhere ko ujaale mein badal gayi,yunhi nibhaate rehna dosti sath dena har kadam pe mera,teri dosti kya mili hamein toh duniya ki har cheez mil ga...
स्कूल में ड्राईंग मास्टर बालकां ते बोल्या अक थम सारे एक आम का चित्र छापो |सारे बालक छापन लग गे, इब मास्टर ने देख्या अक एक खागड़ काखाँ में हाथ देई बैठ्या सै |मास्टर उस ताही बोल्या अक छाप लिया रे ?छोरा बोल्या :-जी ना |मास्टर बोल्या :- फेर बैठ्या क्यूँ सै छापता क्यूँ ना ?.छोरा बोल्या :- जी मैं त नु बुज्झु था अक आम चुस्या ओड़ छापना सै अक साबत...
छोरा आले छोरी देखण छोरी कै घर नै गए.छोरा आल्यां नै पुछ्या- “छोरी का के नाम है ?”छोरी आल्यां नै जवाब दिया – “म्हारी प्यारी…सबकी प्यारी….रामप्यारी !”छोरे का नाम पुछ्या तो छोरे आल्यां नै उस्से तर्ज मै जवाब दिया- “म्हारा गू …. सबका गू … जग्गू !...
एक आदमी अपणी घरआली तै बोल्या: आज मेरे दफ्तर के यार खाणा खाण आवेंगे कीमे आछ्या बणा लिए!घरआली बोली:जी घर नै तो कीमे ना बच रहया बस दाल ए सै!आदमी बोल्या बस तू दाल ए बणा लिए .....और वे आवेंगे जद भीतर तै बर्तन नीचै पटके जाइए,मैं कहूँगा के होया तू कहिये खीर पड़गी,फेर कहिये हलवा पड़ग्या,नु करदे करदे सारी चीज गिणा दिए!फेर मैं कहूँगा के बच्या सै तू कहिये दाल बची सै,मैं कहूँगा वा ए लिया!उसकी घरआली बोली ठीक सै.मेहमान आए!!भीतर तै बर्तन गिरण की आवाज आई वो बोल्या भागवान के होया?वा बोली:-"सीत्यानाश!"आदमी बोल्या:- वो क्यूकर?वा बोली :-!!!दाल ए खिंडगी...
Din me yaad usko ek baar nahi 100 baar karte thy.ye jante hue ki uski yaad hi aayegi phir bhi intezar karte the.par jab us bekadar garoori se hi chot khai hamne tab hosh aya ki.hum to kisi pathar se pyar karte the………...
Bewafa wo na the, Bewafa hum na theWo halaat hi kuch tabh aise theIsliye shayad sath aaj hum na theWo aaj kisee aur ke haiMain aaj kisee aur ka haunHai sab kuch mere aas paas jab bhiTanha sa mahsoos karta bhid me abh bhiYe janta wo kabhi na mere ho sakte jab bhiNa jaane kyo phir bhi unhe paane ki aas hai abh bhiJitna uske yaado se dooor jana chahta hun jabh bhiUse utna hi dil ke kareeb pataa houn abh bhiMilte hai aaj woh kahin jab bhiDil me ek dard sa uthta hai tabh bhiDhunta hu har shey me unko abh bhiRona to bahot chaha magar aansu na nikle tabh...