Friday, 29 June 2012
touchng lines...
Posted on 21:29 by jonson
boy - me kaha hu ?
girl - mere dil me, saanso me, meri dhadkan me..
boy - me kaha nhi hu ?
girl - mere naseeb me...:'( :'( :'(
girl - mere dil me, saanso me, meri dhadkan me..
boy - me kaha nhi hu ?
girl - mere naseeb me...:'( :'( :'(
har botal me bhagwan
Posted on 21:27 by jonson
JIN me base JANKI,
RUM me base ram,
whisky me base visnu,
shampen me base syam,
beer me brahma base,
desime hanuman ,
kiska tyag karu har botal me bhagwan
RUM me base ram,
whisky me base visnu,
shampen me base syam,
beer me brahma base,
desime hanuman ,
kiska tyag karu har botal me bhagwan
Maza aaya kya
Posted on 21:25 by jonson
Gabbar raped Basanti in a dark room,
Gabbar: Bol Basanti,Maza aya kya?
"Kutte,light chalu kar,Mai Basanti
nahi,Mausi hu,Ab tu bol,tuzhe Maza
aya kya?
Gabbar: Bol Basanti,Maza aya kya?
"Kutte,light chalu kar,Mai Basanti
nahi,Mausi hu,Ab tu bol,tuzhe Maza
aya kya?
Thursday, 28 June 2012
Mohabbat usay bhi thi
Posted on 19:02 by jonson
Dekha palat k us ne k hasrat usay bhi thi
Hum jis pe mitt gae thay mohabbat usay bhi thi
Hum jis pe mitt gae thay mohabbat usay bhi thi
Chupp ho gya tha dekh kar wo bhi idhr udhar
Dunya se meri tarha shikayat usay bhi thi
Dunya se meri tarha shikayat usay bhi thi
Ye soch kar andhere galay se laga liye
Raaton ko jaagne ki aadat usay bhi thi
Raaton ko jaagne ki aadat usay bhi thi
Wo ro dia tha mujh ko pareshaan dekh kar
Us din khula k meri zaroorat usay bhi thi
Us din khula k meri zaroorat usay bhi thi
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya
Posted on 19:01 by jonson
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam
Phulaan naal gulabaan da
Posted on 19:00 by jonson
Phullan Naal Gulabaan da ke Tuk Banda?
Chappal Nal Jurabaan Da ke Tuk Banda?
Ay he soch K Sara Paper kHali Chad Aaya haan …
SawaLaan Nal Jawaban Da Ke Tuk Banda…..
Chappal Nal Jurabaan Da ke Tuk Banda?
Ay he soch K Sara Paper kHali Chad Aaya haan …
SawaLaan Nal Jawaban Da Ke Tuk Banda…..
Bulla ki jaana main kaun
Posted on 18:59 by jonson
Na maen moman vich maseetaan,
Na maen moman vich maseetaan,
Na maen vich kufar diyan reetaan,
Na maen paakaan vich paleetaan,
Na maen moosa na pharaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na maen moman vich maseetaan,
Na maen vich kufar diyan reetaan,
Na maen paakaan vich paleetaan,
Na maen moosa na pharaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na maen andar ved kitaabaan,
Na vich bhangaan na sharaabaan,
Na vich rindaan masat kharaabaan,
Na vich jaagan na vich saun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na vich bhangaan na sharaabaan,
Na vich rindaan masat kharaabaan,
Na vich jaagan na vich saun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na vich shaadi na ghamnaaki,
Na maen vich paleeti paaki.
Na maen aabi na maen khaaki
Na maen aatish na maen paun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na maen vich paleeti paaki.
Na maen aabi na maen khaaki
Na maen aatish na maen paun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na maen arabi na lahori,
Na maen hindi shehar nagauri,
Na hindu na turak peshawri
Na maen rehnda vich nadaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na maen hindi shehar nagauri,
Na hindu na turak peshawri
Na maen rehnda vich nadaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Na maen bhed mazhab da paaya
Ne maen aadam havva jaaya,
Na maen apna naam dharaaya
Na vich baitthan na vich bhaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Ne maen aadam havva jaaya,
Na maen apna naam dharaaya
Na vich baitthan na vich bhaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.
Avval aakhir aap nu jaana,
Na koi dooja hor pehchaana.
Maethon hor na koi siyaana
Bulla shauh khadda hai kaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun
Na koi dooja hor pehchaana.
Maethon hor na koi siyaana
Bulla shauh khadda hai kaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun
Dil tutdy tutdy tut jandy
Posted on 18:58 by jonson
Kadi Mehak Nai Mukdi Phullan Vichon
Phul Sukdy Sukdy Sukk Jandy.
Phul Sukdy Sukdy Sukk Jandy.
Koi Qadar Na Jany Pyar Di
Dil Tutdy Tutdy Tut Jandy…
Dil Tutdy Tutdy Tut Jandy…
Koi Mool Nia Jug Te Rishtyaan Da
AY Chutdy Chutdy Chut Jandy..
AY Chutdy Chutdy Chut Jandy..
Kadi Pyaar NAi Mukda Dilaan Wichoon
Saah Mukdy Mukdy Mukk Jandy..
Saah Mukdy Mukdy Mukk Jandy..
Payar wich judai na hondi
Posted on 18:58 by jonson
Ya rab kadi payar wich judai na hondi.
Meri apni mohabat prai na hondi.
Loki kenday meno paghal meri ayni roswai na hondi.
Meno pta honda to aona nahi se kash mein dil di mehfil sjai na hondi
Meri apni mohabat prai na hondi.
Loki kenday meno paghal meri ayni roswai na hondi.
Meno pta honda to aona nahi se kash mein dil di mehfil sjai na hondi
Changey tusi vi ho
Posted on 18:57 by jonson
Change tusi v ho te mare asi v nhi..
mohlay ch tusi v ho te sarka te asi vi nhi..
jado puchia khnde ho busy ha ta vehle asi v nhi…
mohlay ch tusi v ho te sarka te asi vi nhi..
jado puchia khnde ho busy ha ta vehle asi v nhi…
Airhostess faislabad di si
Posted on 18:56 by jonson
Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..
Apna dard wadha lyna
Posted on 18:55 by jonson
Apna dard wadha lyna
Us nu fair bula lyna
Us nu fair bula lyna
Apny ap nulabhan lae
Apna ap gawa lyna
Apna ap gawa lyna
Sab to wakhra ho ky ty
Sab nu yaar bna lyna
Sab nu yaar bna lyna
Jangle rasta awy ty
Maa di ik dua lyna
Maa di ik dua lyna
Us dian galan kr ky v
Us da naam luka lyna
Us da naam luka lyna
Chyti kr ky hr kam wich
Har ik kam wadha lyna
Har ik kam wadha lyna
Lokan to wakh hoky ty
Apna shaher wasa lyna
Apna shaher wasa lyna
Shah G usdi khatire v
Us to dhoka kha lyna
Us to dhoka kha lyna
Bartan lohay de kadi tut_day nai
Posted on 18:54 by jonson
Bartan lohay de kadi tut_day nai
Maali kadi apne baag nu put_day nahi
Maali kadi apne baag nu put_day nahi
Tut janday kadi kadi khoon de rishtay
par rishty sachi dosti de kadi tut_day nai,
par rishty sachi dosti de kadi tut_day nai,
Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san
Posted on 18:53 by jonson
Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san.
Kuj ghal vich guman da tuog vi si
Kuj shaher dy log vi zalam sen.
Kuj sanu maran da shok vi si.
Kuj ghal vich guman da tuog vi si
Kuj shaher dy log vi zalam sen.
Kuj sanu maran da shok vi si.
Onhey Akhiya Peeni Sharab Chadd Dey..
Posted on 18:52 by jonson
Onhey Akhiya Peeni Sharab Chadd Dey..
Mahi Akhiyaan Teraa Vassa Karla..
Mahi Akhiyaan Teraa Vassa Karla..
Peeni Chadd ke Aynna dass tey sahi..
Jannat Chadke Dozakkh di Chaah kar lan..
Jannat Chadke Dozakkh di Chaah kar lan..
Ohnu Peen waala Jannat nahi Chadd’da
Zindaa Aadamm di main Dastaan karna..
Zindaa Aadamm di main Dastaan karna..
Onnhe Kannak toon Jannat Qurbaaan Kitti
Mai Sharaab toon Jannat Qurbaan karnnan
Mai Sharaab toon Jannat Qurbaan karnnan
Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Leya
Posted on 18:52 by jonson
Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Lyiya Apnia Rahaan main,_
Par Pta Nhio Kyo Manzil te ta Sirf te Sirf Tu Hi Disdi Hai,_
Par Pta Nhio Kyo Manzil te ta Sirf te Sirf Tu Hi Disdi Hai,_
Din ka sakoon meri raat da araam jaye
Posted on 18:51 by jonson
Jandi ae te jaye chahe meri jaan jaye,
din ka sakoon meri raat da araaam jaye,
din ka sakoon meri raat da araaam jaye,
Ik milda nai ohh jerra puchda aye haal mera,
subah tu din tey jeewain din tu shaam jaye…
subah tu din tey jeewain din tu shaam jaye…
Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr
Posted on 18:50 by jonson
Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-
Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di
Posted on 18:49 by jonson
Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di,
Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si
Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Posted on 18:46 by jonson
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao.
Posted on 18:46 by jonson
Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
Kolavari di, The funny exams version.
Posted on 18:44 by jonson
Exam song !
Why this examveri examveri examveri di…
Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.
Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark…
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan
seriya vasi
ready 1 2 3 4..
Tune changes..
Kayila paper.. Only englsh..
Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..
Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..
Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls show me answrs nw u..
God i m dying nw
pls make me pass nw..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di…
Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.
Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark…
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan
seriya vasi
ready 1 2 3 4..
Tune changes..
Kayila paper.. Only englsh..
Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..
Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..
Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls show me answrs nw u..
God i m dying nw
pls make me pass nw..
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi
Posted on 18:43 by jonson
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai
Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi
Posted on 18:42 by jonson
Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…
Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…
Bass matric kar lo
Posted on 18:41 by jonson
Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai..
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai..
Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha
Posted on 18:41 by jonson
Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha,
Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha,
Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha,
Samajh nahi aati bati dhaarein wo kiss se bahkhshaye,
Uski maa to feeder thi, aur suke doodh ka dibba tha,
Uski maa to feeder thi, aur suke doodh ka dibba tha,
Us jagah par kafi loki manatein mangne pohanche,
Pichle ware jaha par humne, moya kukad dabba tha.
Pichle ware jaha par humne, moya kukad dabba tha.
Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye..
Posted on 18:39 by jonson
Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,
Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,
Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,
Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,
Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..
Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota..
Posted on 18:39 by jonson
Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,
Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se,
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,
Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta,
Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,
Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,
Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha,
Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,
Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,
Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana,
Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,
Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,
Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan,
Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..
Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..
Jaan se pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari
Posted on 18:38 by jonson
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Meri Dastan
Posted on 18:36 by jonson
meri dastan-e-hasrat wo suna suna k roye.
mare azmane wale mujhe azma k roye.
koi asa ahl-e-dil ho k fasan-a-muhabat.
main use suna k royon wo mujhe suna k roye.
meri arzoo ki dunya,dil-e-natwan ki hasrat.
jase kho k aaj shadman thy,use aaj pa k roye.
teri bewafaon per,teri kaj adaon per.
kabhi ser jhuka k roye,kabhi moun chupa k roye.
jo sunyi anjman main shub ghum ki aap beeti.
kayi roo k muskare,kayi muskara k roye.
mare azmane wale mujhe azma k roye.
koi asa ahl-e-dil ho k fasan-a-muhabat.
main use suna k royon wo mujhe suna k roye.
meri arzoo ki dunya,dil-e-natwan ki hasrat.
jase kho k aaj shadman thy,use aaj pa k roye.
teri bewafaon per,teri kaj adaon per.
kabhi ser jhuka k roye,kabhi moun chupa k roye.
jo sunyi anjman main shub ghum ki aap beeti.
kayi roo k muskare,kayi muskara k roye.
Kuch waqat lage ga
Posted on 18:35 by jonson
jo beeti hai use dhurane main kuch waqat lage ga.
es ghum ko ek yaad bnane main kuch waqat lage ga.
naneed to ane ko thi per dil pachle qase le batha.
ub khud ko be waqat sulane main kuch waqat lage ga.
us ka sath ub tanhai ko kerta hai or zeyda.
per yeh baat samjhane main kuch waqat lage ga.
akhar humein bhi loot ker ek din gahar jana hai.
layken itni door se ane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.
itni jaldi kua hai ?sagar? tum ko wapais jane ki.
kaam yeh dunya k nabtane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.
es ghum ko ek yaad bnane main kuch waqat lage ga.
naneed to ane ko thi per dil pachle qase le batha.
ub khud ko be waqat sulane main kuch waqat lage ga.
us ka sath ub tanhai ko kerta hai or zeyda.
per yeh baat samjhane main kuch waqat lage ga.
akhar humein bhi loot ker ek din gahar jana hai.
layken itni door se ane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.
itni jaldi kua hai ?sagar? tum ko wapais jane ki.
kaam yeh dunya k nabtane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.
Zulm hamare???
Posted on 18:34 by jonson
Jab tak hum tum par zurm dhate rahe?
Tum ne kabhi shikva na kiya aur muskuraate rahe?.
Jab hume apni galatiyon ka ehsaas hua?.
Aur hum ne socha ki ab hum badal jayenge?.
Tum ne hume ek mauka na diya sudhar ne ka?
Isse pehle hum kuch kehte?
Wohh chale gaye is duniya se muskuraate hue?.
Ab bas tumhari yaadein aur kuch ashq reh gaye hain aankhon mein?
Aur hum taraste rehte hain tumhe phir se pane ke liye??.
Khwaish hai aur dua karta hoon ki hum phir mile kisi zindagi mein aap se?.
Is baar zurm aap ke ho ?.aur hum taras te rahe?.muskuraate hue?
Tabhi shayad meri rooh ko kuch sukoon mil payegaa?
Warna kai baar marr kar bhi mein apne aap ko maaf nahi kar paoonga?.
Tum ne kabhi shikva na kiya aur muskuraate rahe?.
Jab hume apni galatiyon ka ehsaas hua?.
Aur hum ne socha ki ab hum badal jayenge?.
Tum ne hume ek mauka na diya sudhar ne ka?
Isse pehle hum kuch kehte?
Wohh chale gaye is duniya se muskuraate hue?.
Ab bas tumhari yaadein aur kuch ashq reh gaye hain aankhon mein?
Aur hum taraste rehte hain tumhe phir se pane ke liye??.
Khwaish hai aur dua karta hoon ki hum phir mile kisi zindagi mein aap se?.
Is baar zurm aap ke ho ?.aur hum taras te rahe?.muskuraate hue?
Tabhi shayad meri rooh ko kuch sukoon mil payegaa?
Warna kai baar marr kar bhi mein apne aap ko maaf nahi kar paoonga?.
Tanha Hoon MAin!!!
Posted on 18:33 by jonson
Aey Zindagi Aik Baar Tu Nazdeek Aa Tanha Hoon Main
Ya Door Say Phir Dey Mujhey Koi Saza Tanha Hoon Main
Ya Door Say Phir Dey Mujhey Koi Saza Tanha Hoon Main
Duniya Ki Mehfil Mein Kahin Main Hoon Bhi Shayad Ya Nahin
Ekk Umr Say Iss Soch Mein Dooba Hoon Tanha Hoon Main
Ekk Umr Say Iss Soch Mein Dooba Hoon Tanha Hoon Main
Mere Qatil Ko Pukaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Posted on 18:32 by jonson
Mere Qatil Ko Pukaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Phir Say Maqtal Ko Sanwaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Phir Say Maqtal Ko Sanwaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Yeh Shab-e-Hijar To Sathi Hai Meri Barsoon Say
Jayo So Jayo Sitaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Jayo So Jayo Sitaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Yeh Praishan Say Gaisu Daikhay Nahi Jatay
Apni Zulfun Ko Sanwaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Apni Zulfun Ko Sanwaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Lakh Moujoun Main Ghira Hun, Abi Dooba Tow Nahi
Mujh Ko Sahil Say Pukaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Mujh Ko Sahil Say Pukaro Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Qabr Say Aaj Bhi ‘Mohsin’ Ki Aati Hai Sada
Tum Kahan Ho Meray Yaroo Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Tum Kahan Ho Meray Yaroo Kay Main Zinda Hoon Abhi
Mout Ka Aitbaar Kar Laitay ?
Posted on 18:30 by jonson
Mout Ka Aitbaar Kar Laitay ?
Do Ghari Intezaar Kar Laitay ?
Do Ghari Intezaar Kar Laitay ?
Dard Mun Phair Kar Nahi Jaata
Dard Hee Ikhtiyaar Kar Laitay ?
Dard Hee Ikhtiyaar Kar Laitay ?
Lout Kar Phir Yehi Howa Hota
Tum Kisi Se Bhi Pyaar Kar Laitay ?
Tum Kisi Se Bhi Pyaar Kar Laitay ?
Ay Mere Dil Kubhi Kubhi Koi
Shaam Hee Khushgawaar Karlaitay ?
Shaam Hee Khushgawaar Karlaitay ?
Jhoot Ki Nokri Se Behtar Tha
Khud Ko Berozgaar Karlaitay ?
Khud Ko Berozgaar Karlaitay ?
Khwaabon Ka Ik Jahaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Posted on 18:28 by jonson
Khwaabon Ka Ik Jahaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Mitti Ka Ik Makaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Mitti Ka Ik Makaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Wo Dil Mein Reh Gaya Hai Ke Dil Se Utar Gaya
Kitna Ajab Gumaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Kitna Ajab Gumaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Sehra Pe Apnay Ghar Ka Pata Likh Gaya Tha Wo
Mit’ta Howa Nishaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Mit’ta Howa Nishaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Maah-o-Najoom Noch Ke, Soraj Bujha Diya
Phir Saara Aasmaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Phir Saara Aasmaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Kishti Mein Chhaid Osne Kia Aur Oske Baad
Kaaghaz Ka Baadbaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Kaaghaz Ka Baadbaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Osne Gulaab Haath Mein Le Kar Kahaa Batool
Khushbuu Ka Tarjumaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Khushbuu Ka Tarjumaan Mujhe De Gaya Koi
Khwaab Aankhon Mein Chubho Ker Dekhoon
Posted on 18:26 by jonson
Khwaab Aankhon Mein Chubho Ker Dekhoon
Kaash Main Bhe Kubhi So Ker Dekhoon
Kaash Main Bhe Kubhi So Ker Dekhoon
Shayed Ubhray Teri Tasveer Kaheen
Main Teri Yaad Mein Ro Ker Dekhoon
Main Teri Yaad Mein Ro Ker Dekhoon
Issi Khwahish Mein Mitta Jaata Hun
Tere Paon, Teri ThoKer Dekhoon
Tere Paon, Teri ThoKer Dekhoon
Ashk Hain , Vehm Ki Shabnam , K Lahoo??
Apni Palkain Tou Bhigo Ker Dekhoon
Apni Palkain Tou Bhigo Ker Dekhoon
Kesa Lagta Hai Bichhar Ker Milna ?
Main Achanak Tujhe Kho Ker Dekhoon
Main Achanak Tujhe Kho Ker Dekhoon
Ab Kahaan Apne Girebaan Ki Bahaar ?
Taar Mein Zakhm Pirro Ker Dekhoon
Taar Mein Zakhm Pirro Ker Dekhoon
Mere Hony Se Na Hona Behtar
Tu Jo Chahay , Tera Ho Ker dekhoon ?
Tu Jo Chahay , Tera Ho Ker dekhoon ?
Rooh ki Gardd Se Pehlay MOHSIN . .
Daagh-e-Daman Ko Tou Dho Ker Dekhoon..!!
Daagh-e-Daman Ko Tou Dho Ker Dekhoon..!!
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Posted on 18:24 by jonson
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…
Rishte
Posted on 18:23 by jonson
Rishte Kanch Ki Tarah Hote Hai,
Toote Jaye To Chubhte Hai.
Inhe Sambhalkar Hateli Par Sajana
Kyoki Inhe Tootne Me Ek Pal
Aur Banane Me Barso Lag Jate Hai…
Toote Jaye To Chubhte Hai.
Inhe Sambhalkar Hateli Par Sajana
Kyoki Inhe Tootne Me Ek Pal
Aur Banane Me Barso Lag Jate Hai…
Teri dosti
Posted on 18:22 by jonson
Tum kya milley har khushi mil gayi,
teri dosti har andhere ko ujaale mein badal gayi,
yunhi nibhaate rehna dosti sath dena har kadam pe mera,
teri dosti kya mili hamein toh duniya ki har cheez mil gayi…
teri dosti har andhere ko ujaale mein badal gayi,
yunhi nibhaate rehna dosti sath dena har kadam pe mera,
teri dosti kya mili hamein toh duniya ki har cheez mil gayi…
Aam ka chitr
Posted on 18:18 by jonson
स्कूल में ड्राईंग मास्टर बालकां ते बोल्या अक थम सारे एक आम का चित्र छापो |
सारे बालक छापन लग गे, इब मास्टर ने देख्या अक एक खागड़ काखाँ में हाथ देई बैठ्या सै |
मास्टर उस ताही बोल्या अक छाप लिया रे ?
छोरा बोल्या :-जी ना |
मास्टर बोल्या :- फेर बैठ्या क्यूँ सै छापता क्यूँ ना ?.
छोरा बोल्या :- जी मैं त नु बुज्झु था अक आम चुस्या ओड़ छापना सै अक साबत |
सारे बालक छापन लग गे, इब मास्टर ने देख्या अक एक खागड़ काखाँ में हाथ देई बैठ्या सै |
मास्टर उस ताही बोल्या अक छाप लिया रे ?
छोरा बोल्या :-जी ना |
मास्टर बोल्या :- फेर बैठ्या क्यूँ सै छापता क्यूँ ना ?.
छोरा बोल्या :- जी मैं त नु बुज्झु था अक आम चुस्या ओड़ छापना सै अक साबत |
Jaggu
Posted on 18:14 by jonson
छोरा आले छोरी देखण छोरी कै घर नै गए.
छोरा आल्यां नै पुछ्या- “छोरी का के नाम है ?”
छोरी आल्यां नै जवाब दिया – “म्हारी प्यारी…सबकी प्यारी….रामप्यारी !”
छोरे का नाम पुछ्या तो छोरे आल्यां नै उस्से तर्ज मै जवाब दिया- “म्हारा गू …. सबका गू … जग्गू !!!”
छोरा आल्यां नै पुछ्या- “छोरी का के नाम है ?”
छोरी आल्यां नै जवाब दिया – “म्हारी प्यारी…सबकी प्यारी….रामप्यारी !”
छोरे का नाम पुछ्या तो छोरे आल्यां नै उस्से तर्ज मै जवाब दिया- “म्हारा गू …. सबका गू … जग्गू !!!”
dal hi khindgi
Posted on 18:13 by jonson
एक आदमी अपणी घरआली तै बोल्या: आज मेरे दफ्तर के यार खाणा खाण आवेंगे कीमे आछ्या बणा लिए!
घरआली बोली:जी घर नै तो कीमे ना बच रहया बस दाल ए सै!
आदमी बोल्या बस तू दाल ए बणा लिए .....और वे आवेंगे जद भीतर तै बर्तन नीचै पटके जाइए,मैं कहूँगा के होया तू कहिये खीर पड़गी,फेर कहिये हलवा पड़ग्या,नु करदे करदे सारी चीज गिणा दिए!फेर मैं कहूँगा के बच्या सै तू कहिये दाल बची सै,मैं कहूँगा वा ए लिया!
उसकी घरआली बोली ठीक सै.
मेहमान आए!!
भीतर तै बर्तन गिरण की आवाज आई वो बोल्या भागवान के होया?
वा बोली:-"सीत्यानाश!"
आदमी बोल्या:- वो क्यूकर?
वा बोली :-!!!दाल ए खिंडगी!!!
घरआली बोली:जी घर नै तो कीमे ना बच रहया बस दाल ए सै!
आदमी बोल्या बस तू दाल ए बणा लिए .....और वे आवेंगे जद भीतर तै बर्तन नीचै पटके जाइए,मैं कहूँगा के होया तू कहिये खीर पड़गी,फेर कहिये हलवा पड़ग्या,नु करदे करदे सारी चीज गिणा दिए!फेर मैं कहूँगा के बच्या सै तू कहिये दाल बची सै,मैं कहूँगा वा ए लिया!
उसकी घरआली बोली ठीक सै.
मेहमान आए!!
भीतर तै बर्तन गिरण की आवाज आई वो बोल्या भागवान के होया?
वा बोली:-"सीत्यानाश!"
आदमी बोल्या:- वो क्यूकर?
वा बोली :-!!!दाल ए खिंडगी!!!
Ashiqi aala sher
Posted on 18:02 by jonson
मास्टर:बेटा कोए आशिकी आला शेर सुणा!!!
पप्पू:मोटा मरता मोटी पै,
भूखा मरता रोटी पै,
मास्टर जी कै दो छोरी,
और मैं मरता छोटी पै!!!!!
फेर सुनेगा शेर क्लास मैं!!!!!
पप्पू:मोटा मरता मोटी पै,
भूखा मरता रोटी पै,
मास्टर जी कै दो छोरी,
और मैं मरता छोटी पै!!!!!
फेर सुनेगा शेर क्लास मैं!!!!!
Wednesday, 27 June 2012
सारे संता एक जिसे न होते!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 08:53 by jonson
Bardaasht
Posted on 08:42 by jonson
Bardaasht To Har Ghum Kar Leta Hun Main,
Uski Be-Rukhi Ke Siwa,
Khuda-Jaane,
Vo Hi Apna, Rukh Kyon Nhin Badalti..??
Uski Be-Rukhi Ke Siwa,
Khuda-Jaane,
Vo Hi Apna, Rukh Kyon Nhin Badalti..??
Mohabbat Ki Kahaani
Posted on 08:40 by jonson
Mohabbat Ki Bas Itni Si Kahaani Hai -
Intzaar Se Izhaar Tak,
Izhaar Se Iqraar Tak,
Aur Agar Inkaar Kar De,
To Intqaal Tak.
Intzaar Se Izhaar Tak,
Izhaar Se Iqraar Tak,
Aur Agar Inkaar Kar De,
To Intqaal Tak.
Mohabbat
Posted on 08:39 by jonson
Parwaan Chadh Gayi Hai,
Ab Mohabbat Iss Kadr Mujh Par,
Ki Ab Raha Bhi Nhi Jata,
Aur Saha Bhi Nahin Jata.
Ab Mohabbat Iss Kadr Mujh Par,
Ki Ab Raha Bhi Nhi Jata,
Aur Saha Bhi Nahin Jata.
Dil
Posted on 08:38 by jonson
Dil Ka Kya Hai..??
Ye To Har Khoobsurat Cheez Dekhta Hai,
Janab
Ye To Rooh Ka Mamla Hai,
Jo Sirf Ek Nazar Dekhta Hai.
Ye To Har Khoobsurat Cheez Dekhta Hai,
Janab
Ye To Rooh Ka Mamla Hai,
Jo Sirf Ek Nazar Dekhta Hai.
Shabd
Posted on 08:36 by jonson
Main Khud Ko Naye Shabdon Se
Jodkar Unhe Apna Banana Chahta Hun,
Kintu, Main Khud Ko Ni: Shabd Nhin
Rakh Pata Hun.
Jodkar Unhe Apna Banana Chahta Hun,
Kintu, Main Khud Ko Ni: Shabd Nhin
Rakh Pata Hun.
Aashayen
Posted on 08:35 by jonson
Aaj Main Hun, Kal Koi Aur Hoga,
Umr Ke Is Dorahe Par
Har Roz, Ek Naya Shor Hoga,
Main Ldna Bhi Nhin Chahta Hun, Zindagi Se
Par, Dosti Bhi Kyon Nhin Karta Hun,
Is Zindagi Se..??
Yeh Mera Irada Nhin,
Vishwas Hai,
Is Bhanwar Se Nikaalne Wali,
Koi To....
.....Aayegi....
Is Zindagi Me..!!
Umr Ke Is Dorahe Par
Har Roz, Ek Naya Shor Hoga,
Main Ldna Bhi Nhin Chahta Hun, Zindagi Se
Par, Dosti Bhi Kyon Nhin Karta Hun,
Is Zindagi Se..??
Yeh Mera Irada Nhin,
Vishwas Hai,
Is Bhanwar Se Nikaalne Wali,
Koi To....
.....Aayegi....
Is Zindagi Me..!!
Vo Apne Me Hi Kuch Mshroof
Posted on 08:33 by jonson
Kuch Guroor Me Hai,
Kuch Suroor Me Hai,
Pta Nhi Kyon,
Vo Apne Me Hi Kuch Mshroof Se Hain.
Kuch Suroor Me Hai,
Pta Nhi Kyon,
Vo Apne Me Hi Kuch Mshroof Se Hain.
Shbdo Ko Agar Arth Mil Jaye
Posted on 08:30 by jonson
Shbdo Ko Agar Arth Mil Jaye To Janab,
Teen Akshar Se Zindgani Hai,
Aur Ek Akshar Se Maut Aani Hai.
Teen Akshar Se Zindgani Hai,
Aur Ek Akshar Se Maut Aani Hai.
Zindagi
Posted on 08:29 by jonson
Hansna Zindagi Hai..!!
Rona Zindagi Hai..!!
Par..
Uske Bina..
Na Hansna Zindagi Hai..??
Na Rona Zindagi Hai..??
Rona Zindagi Hai..!!
Par..
Uske Bina..
Na Hansna Zindagi Hai..??
Na Rona Zindagi Hai..??
Aaj wafa bhi main
Posted on 08:26 by jonson
Aaj Bisaat Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Baazi Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Khilona Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Khiladi Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Jitne Wala Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Haarne Wala Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Wafa Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Khafa Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Shikva Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Shikayat Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Saaki Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Paimana Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Sahil Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Kinara Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Ghayal Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Kaatil Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Baazi Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Khilona Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Khiladi Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Jitne Wala Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Haarne Wala Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Wafa Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Khafa Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Shikva Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Shikayat Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Saaki Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Paimana Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Sahil Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Kinara Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Ghayal Bhi Main..!!
Aaj Kaatil Bhi Main..!!
Friday, 15 June 2012
Garoori
Posted on 21:17 by jonson
Din me yaad usko ek baar nahi 100 baar karte thy.
ye jante hue ki uski yaad hi aayegi phir bhi intezar karte the.
par jab us bekadar garoori se hi chot khai hamne tab hosh aya ki.
hum to kisi pathar se pyar karte the…………….
ye jante hue ki uski yaad hi aayegi phir bhi intezar karte the.
par jab us bekadar garoori se hi chot khai hamne tab hosh aya ki.
hum to kisi pathar se pyar karte the…………….
Bewafa Wo Na The
Posted on 21:16 by jonson
Bewafa wo na the, Bewafa hum na the
Wo halaat hi kuch tabh aise the
Isliye shayad sath aaj hum na the
Wo aaj kisee aur ke hai
Main aaj kisee aur ka haun
Hai sab kuch mere aas paas jab bhi
Tanha sa mahsoos karta bhid me abh bhi
Ye janta wo kabhi na mere ho sakte jab bhi
Na jaane kyo phir bhi unhe paane ki aas hai abh bhi
Jitna uske yaado se dooor jana chahta hun jabh bhi
Use utna hi dil ke kareeb pataa houn abh bhi
Milte hai aaj woh kahin jab bhi
Dil me ek dard sa uthta hai tabh bhi
Dhunta hu har shey me unko abh bhi
Rona to bahot chaha magar aansu na nikle tabh bhi
Wo halaat hi kuch tabh aise the
Isliye shayad sath aaj hum na the
Wo aaj kisee aur ke hai
Main aaj kisee aur ka haun
Hai sab kuch mere aas paas jab bhi
Tanha sa mahsoos karta bhid me abh bhi
Ye janta wo kabhi na mere ho sakte jab bhi
Na jaane kyo phir bhi unhe paane ki aas hai abh bhi
Jitna uske yaado se dooor jana chahta hun jabh bhi
Use utna hi dil ke kareeb pataa houn abh bhi
Milte hai aaj woh kahin jab bhi
Dil me ek dard sa uthta hai tabh bhi
Dhunta hu har shey me unko abh bhi
Rona to bahot chaha magar aansu na nikle tabh bhi
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